![]() "If found on ground, please drag to finish line." - From a runner's T-shirt.Running makes it seem longer." - Baron Hansen On a track, I feel like a hamster." - Robin Williams "Run like you stole something." - Unknown."My other legs are Kenyan." - From a pair of running shorts."The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." - Erma Bombeck."If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it." - Gene Thibeault.Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway." - Don Kardong "If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want."Slow runners make fast runners look good.I feel ten years older already." - Milton Berle "My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life."Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet." - Unknown."Long distance running is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical." - Rich Hall."The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull. ![]() ![]() "There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys." - Gabrielle Zevin.It makes it feel needed." - Charles Schulz More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes." - Don Kardong Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. "No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success.
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